Rob Lewis

Profile Updated: July 16, 2009
Rob Lewis
Residing In: Prescott, WA USA
Occupation: Farming da wheat
Children: Savannah 12 and Joel 9
Military Service: USMC  
Yes! Attending Reunion

Lets see, after high school I was the ringleader in a midget clown circus in eastern europe. We were basically tiny gypsy bandits-with face paint ofcourse! I would lead my wee-ones across forests great and wide traveling from village to village performing our circus of psychosis to men,women and children of all ages. Things were great and we wanted for not. But like all true love one day it withered on the vine. Things started to unravel fast and it all went to shit when we made a wrong turn and ended up in the middle east. Apparently, muslims do not take kindly to the little folk-gives um the heebie jeebies. So one by one my little buddys were executed in the most gruesome of ways too much for me to even discuss! For years I traveled the waste lands between here and there trying to make since of all my misfortune for I was the one who had to keep on living to hell with the little folk and their allah hating ways! Ofcourse the sugar plum fairies didnt help either; and what the fuck is up with those shoes!?! Yeah..... never did get the whole "red pill blue pill" gig. I say ya gotta take both of those little bastards! I mean, who wants to deal with that kind of Shat? Remember it's not the time you have but what you do with it and shit like that! Shit yer pants and don't change that dial! Peace out!

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